Karaoké The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Lemon Demon

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around

Tokyo city like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a bat grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beatin' up

Shaquille O'Neal then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

But before it could make it back to the Batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-Forty-Seven out from under his hat and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

And Batman was injured and tryin' to get steady when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

But suddenly somethin' caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneakin' up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'Cos Batman stole it and he shot and he missed and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air

Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of Indiana Jones

Who fell over on the ground writhin' in pain as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

But Chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight

And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi The Genie

Robocop, The Terminator

Captain Kirk and Darth Vader

Lopan, Superman

Every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

All came out of nowhere lightnin' fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians lookin' on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century

Many lives were claimed but eventually

The champion stood

The rest saw their better

Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

Good guys, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive

I wonder who it will be

This is the ultimate showdown

This is the ultimate showdown

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny