Karaoké Touch-Tone Telephone Lemon Demon

I think it's time for you to know the awful truth

The truth about me and the truth about you

'Cos you're a brand new species

Big cat

Space Nazis

Robert Stack

God damn it

Gonna snap

Leonard Nimoy

Call me back

I try to call you every day

I'm rehearsin' what to say

When the truth comes out of my very own mouth

I've been workin' on a unified theory

If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

'Cos I'm the right one on my touch-tone

Touch-tone telephone

I'm the only one on your A.M.

A.M. radio

Oh

I'm cryin' now authentic tears

They flow out of me when I think about you

'Cos you're the only person in the world who'd understand

'Cos you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meanin' of this

Oh my God

I try and I try and I try to make you listen to me

I try to call you every day

I'm rehearsin' what to say

When the truth comes out of my very own mouth

I've been workin' on a unified theory

If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

'Cos I'm the right one

On my touch-tone

Touch-tone telephone

I'm the only one on your A.M.

A.M. radio

Ooh

Don't hang up yet

I'm not done

I'm an expert

I'm the one

The one who was right all along

Better to be laughed at than wrong

I'm an expert in my field

UFOlogy

Yes it's all real

Ancient aliens

It's all true

I'm an expert just like you

And like you I'm a genius before my time

Disbelievin'

That's the real crime

Pretty soon they'll discover me in the Super-Sargasso Sea

I try to call you everything

What can I say when the truth comes ou-out

I've been workin' on a unified theory

If I make it through tonight everybody's gonna hear me out

'Cos I'm the right one

On my touch-tone telephone

On my touch-tone

Touch-tone telephone

I'm the only one on your A.M. radio

On your A.M.

A.M. radio

Wooh

Ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh