Karaoké The Science of Selling Yourself Short Less Than Jake

I've come to my senses that I've become senseless

I could give you lessons how to ruin your friendships

Every last conviction

I've smoked them all away

I drank my frustrations down the drain out of the way

So I sit and wait and wonder does anyone else feel like me

Someone so tired of their routines and disappearing self-esteem

Yeah with every emergency

I'm the king of catastrophes

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

I'm my own worst enemy

I could be an expert on codependency

I could write the best book on underage tragedy

I've been spending my time at the local liquor store

I've been sleeping nightly on my best friend's kitchen floor

So So I sit and wait and wonder does anyone else feel like me

I'm so over-dosed on apathy and burnt out on sympathy

Yeah with every emergency

I'm the king of catastrophes

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me that I'm my own worst enemy

Let the meanings slip away

Lost my faith in another day

Self-deprecation seems okay

Well never thought

I'd make it anyway

Wooo

Yeah with every emergency

I'm the king of catastrophes

That deep down inside I think it's fine by me

I'm my own worst enemy

That I'm my own worst enemy that I'm my own worst enemy

That I'm my own worst enemy that I'm my own worst enemy

That I'm my own worst enemy that I'm my own worst enemy