Karaoké United States of Whatever Liam Lynch

Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki

She was all like uh and I'm like whatever

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like

Hey, aren't you that dude

And I'm like yeah whatever

So later I'm

I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like uh

And I'm like Yeah, whatever

'Cos this is my United States of whatever

And this is my United States of whatever

And this is my United States of whatever

And then it's three A.M. and I'm on the corner wearing my leather

This dude comes up and he's like Hey, punk

I'm like yeah, whatever

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley

Officer Leroy comes up and he's like

Hey, I thought I told you and I'm like yeah, whatever

And then up comes Zafo

I'm like, Yo, Zafo what's up

He's like Nothin

I'm like that's cool

'Cos this is my United States of whatever

And this is my United States of whatever