Karaoké Lemme Freak Lil Dicky

Drunk

Faded

Browned out

Lookin' all shady

Two months since I fucked a lady

Young man dick goin' crazy

Standard Saturday

I'm about to get a cab and masturbate

Then I see a hot girl

Look back at Dave

Lemme get your cat girl

No Hathaway

That's what I thought not what I said to her

Instead I walk up to her like

I know you heard of the kid

You heard what I did

You heard of my shit

The murderous spit

She's like Nah

You're bein' weird

What are you talkin' about

I'm like Aw

Pullin' out my phone like a boss

YouTube 'bout to get her off

But as I type the Y-O-U some porno pop up

I'm like Hold up how did

That's not even me like

I don't jerk off mobily

Then her friends comin' up and wanna know if everything is okay

I'm like Nah this a rape you can't tell, gimme a break

Please get the heck away

I turned to her

Let me buy you a drink

She like Fine

Told the man Two Patron

She like Lime

Said he tried twice

The card got declined

I'm like Alri- this

This could be a machine issue

He was like Nah

I was like Obviously there's somethin' wrong

I got dough

Like I'm not broke

I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago

He like Dude

I don't know

Now I'm lookin' at the girl she just wanna go

And I ain't talkin' 'bout with me bro I mean alone

I got one more chance to prove myself so I'm like

Look

I'm athletic girl

I've gotten several

Rec League MVP's

At my crib I've got some pizza plus a little bit of weed

In my room I've got a TV plus I recently did sheets

Girl I even have a fridge that has the water on the door like with the crushed ice

You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now

This is me comin' at you as a man right now

Lemme freak

Lemme freak

God dammit lemme freak

Just lemme freak

Please God just lemme freak

The girl from the first verse somehow let me fuck

Fast forward seven months

We in love

Some real serious relationship type shit

Despite this I ain't fucked for days

Tried last night but was pushed away

But I've been actin' well behaved today

I smell okay

Adele Pandora's playin'

Now she layin' on the floor and I'm prayin' this bitch is horny

I go and give her a smooch

She kissin' Dicky back so I play with her boobs

Bad move

She don't like that

Bad mood

Her boss bein' mean to her via email

She wanna write back

I'm like Right now

She like Yeah what do I say

Can you just help me

Oh okay

What's the context

Then she like Well he talks to Jane before comin' to me

Who's Jane again I said

She like Wow

You should know that

Okay I guess I forgot

She like Dude that's my other boss

Okay true so shouldn't your first boss go to the other boss before you right

But Jane isn't hands on she yelled

Okay well I just don't understand the dynamic then

I don't work with these people

She started cryin'

Wait stop what the fuck is this

Nah you don't ever take my side

About an hour later 'till I'm on her good side

We in bed

Hands on her good thighs

I try to kiss, she like Good night but I'm like

Look

I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee

I've been cuttin' back on fartin' tweetin', arguin' and weed

Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet

And supportive aunt durin' the fourth quarter of the Eagles

Now reward it

You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now

This is me comin' at you as a man right now

Lemme freak

Lemme freak

God dammit lemme freak

Just lemme freak

Please God just lemme freak

Fast forward some more

June sixteenth twenty seventy-four

Old LD lookin' old as fuck

Still with the same ho, holdin' up

But my life sucks

Legs hurt

Friends dead

Real terse

My dick lookin' like it's tinfoil

Her tits lookin' like they hard boiled eggs

On top of that she insane

Like I don't even think she knows who I am

Our kids moved away

We've been doin' the same shit for days

Maybe months

Who knows

Probably gonna die soon

Pretty scared

I ain't even gonna lie to you

Think about it all day

On my last legs

But I'm goin' out with a bang

I got pills they invented back in fifty-seven

I took five, that's a bit excessive

I look high, take a look at my thighs and good God that's a little erection

It'll work though

Now I've gotta find the ho

I'm pretty much blind at this point

I don't know if I mentioned that yet but I am

Made my way into the bedroom and there she is

I'm like Look

I don't know if you're aware that you've been throwin' out my shoes

What I do know is I'm sick of doin' nothin' here with you

All my blood is in my dick

I'm probably dyin' pretty soon

Are you even comprehendin' what I'm sayin'

Please acknowledge that you hear me

You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now

This is me comin' at you as a man right now

Lemme freak

Lemme freak

God dammit lemme freak

Just lemme freak

Please God just lemme freak