Karaoké Pillow Talking Lil Dicky & Brain

Ayy

Ayy

Damn

L tapped twice on some ass like grams

Mmh hm hm

I just fucked

Ay

Now what I'm doin'

I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch

I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch

I just finished spazzin' on a bitch ayy

Now I'm pillow talkin' with a bitch

I'm like Girl that was great

Talk about a connection

Am I alone in my praise

Do you share my assessment

She like Huh yeah

That was nice uh

I enjoyed myself

Great

Yeah

She like Can you reach that shelf for my phone

I'll take care the alarm

I'm like Oh for the mornin'

Like to sleep

She like Yeah huh

We just had sex

What did you think

I was just gonna fuck you and leave huh

No I, I

I hadn't thought that far ahead but of course

Can I get you a t-shirt

Oh can you not tickle my hair

Ayy it's just a personal thing

It's not you

Okay sorry for doin' it huh

No no this just a personal thing

It's not you

Okay cool

Yeah

Uuh

So you're from Minnesota

Only thing I know is that it's colder

Break it down

How's it compare to livin' in L.A.

Well I can't compare them

They're so different you know what I'm sayin'

Yeah for sure

She like Apples to oranges

Well you can still compare them but

I hear you

Uh what's the deal with your family

Got any siblings

She like I have a brother

I'm like Oh what he do

She like He in the Army

Oh

True

Uuh

Do you fuck with the war

She like Huh

What, what did you just say

Uh

Like just now

Yeah

Do you fuck with the war

No I don't fuck with the war

I'm like No I don't fuck with the war

Just don't know how to react to the forces

I should have just thanked you

Of course it's not

Why would you thank me

U-uh

I guess I assumed it extended to families

But okay while we're on the topic

I been actually thinkin' about some shit about the Army and Navy

What if tomorrow is the day that the fuckin' aliens came and invaded our nation

Like would we even be able to fuck with their shit

Like do we got the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships

Or not at all like would they just walk up in this motherfucker laughin' at us and blastin' at us

And makin' everybody disintegrate and assimilate without a hint of intimidation

Or could we do some shit to be makin' they heart race

Granted I don't know the alien heart

But you get what the fuck

I'm sayin'

Uhm

Like what the fuck would it be like

Would they be like Earth go hard or is it just another conquest

Or would they be like

Damn Earth go hard

They was harder than Simian

You ever talk to your brother 'bout this uh type of stuff

Then she like No

I'm like Well what you think

She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be

I'm like Girl what you mean

She like I don't believe

In the war, in aliens

Oh hold up

Hold up, wait girl what you sayin'

That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand

I, I guess

What an enormous coincidence that shit would be

Do you see what I'm sayin'

I can't hear what you're sayin'

Well the universe always expandin'

There are infinite galaxies

Why would we be the anomaly

She like That's no coincidence

I call that shit God

I'm like Oh you're religious bitch

You think it's all God

No I know it's all God

No I know that there might be a God

First off nobody knows there's a God

Girl I think we should drop this

No

What's goin' on in your brain right now

Brain

Uh Brain on some other shit though

I been all up in the club for a year hey

I been killin' shit

Don't mind me eh

I'm just top flight ah

I could sure use a Sprite

I'm thirsty as fuck

Who gettin' money

That's Brain

Who make decisions

That's Brain

Who make the hits

That been Brain

Who run this whole operation

That been Brain since

Brain

Can, can you just get back to the issue here

Uh

Really

Can you just remind the Brain

Huh you're such an idiot

We're talkin' about God and if He exists

Don't call Brain names uh

The Brain couldn't recall mmh

But if I'm not mistaken this bitch to my left guaranteed there's a God

I believe in a God yes

So God never wrong

God never wrong right

Uh huh yeah

That's like the whole point

Brain just get there please

Hold up so God made the Earth and God was like Hold up

This shit is borin'

It need more shit

God was like Imma put dinosaurs on that bitch

Dinosaurs on that bitch

Then He like Why'd I put dinosaurs on that shit

What is your brain even sayin'

Can he get to the point

Hold up Brain you just did it

God ain't wrong

What the fuck was He thinkin'

About what

Bitch the dinosaurs

He made the Earth for them but then He like Nah

Dinosaurs are just blah

What's your point

Imma cook up some blondes

Like He was way off

I don't look like a dinosaur

Ho them things thirty-five feet

I'm like five-foot-eleven

Seen that Bronchiosaurus

That thing fuckin' neck go to heaven

And that's just an expression bitch there ain't no heaven

Funny

I'm just messin' but if He ain't wrong I guess this the exception

Can I talk now

Go ahead

Look everything in life has purpose eh

You, chickens

A midget at a circus

What

I don't interpret

She like That's not for me to determine

So dinosaurs' purpose was to just die

That's not for me to determine

But okay

I'm just a person

Okay but think of the root of the argument girl

View how we started this girl

Like you don't believe in the aliens

Yeah I just

You confine God to Earth

Girl I find that shit salient

I just don't presume to know the plan

Bitch me neither but that's not what

I've been sayin'

Well what are you sayin(

Why can't God fuck with aliens

Why can't Earth be like a fuckin' small side project for this guy

Okay look we just don't see eye to eye

Yeah but ugh

Logically like you don't believe in your side

Well you're bringin' up fuckin' dinosaurs

Like we could've shared the Earth with them nobody knows

Yeah there's hard soil evidence girl

Like what's next

You don't fuck with Pangaea

She like Let's change the subject

Okay

This bitch don't know 'bout Pangaea

Brain leave it alone

Mmh

Uh

I'm starvin'

Are you hungry by chance

Oh my God I'm so hungry

Yes do you wanna get a pizza

Fuck yeah

Fuck yeah I'm on it

Also I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing

Come on dude I'm a grown up

I'm capable of havin' intelligent conversations

Oh okay

I just

Fuck it, back to this pizza

I lean pepperoni

Ugh

Sausage

How can you eat that shit

No no no this not Domino's

This legit

It's high quality meat and shit

No

No I'm vegetarian

Oh

Right

Well we can get half pepperoni and half of whatever you like

Ugh

Ew

I can't have that shit in the same box

Uh s-seriously

Yeah

You're that against meat

No I'm that against us bein' gluttonous

Thinkin' that animals live on this earth to get eat

Okay

Is it how we treat them

Huh that sure doesn't help

Okay

She like I'm not opposed to us huntin'

But now we not trackin' them down

We just breed 'em to eat

That's disgustin'

You should honestly read on the subject

Alright hold up

Just because we're not runnin' 'round with a bow and arrow doesn't mean we're not huntin' these chickens

We just set the place to do our huntin' intelligently enough to manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want

That's my point

We just incubate animals instead of lettin' them live how they come

Yeah but

That's your God at work bitch

While we go hard on Earth

What you think would happen right now if you left my place and there were like three wolves waitin' for you

Wolves

Bitch they would tear your ass up

Viciously

Like they would eat your titties

That's what they do

Humans are smarter bitch that's what we do

She like Apples to oranges

Bitch that phrase don't make no sense

Why can't fruit be compared

She like I'm gonna leave

There's just all of these conflictin' principles

Right

Enjoy your pepperoni pizza

I will

That's my God-given right

She like Where is my bag

Oh that leather one next to the trash

That's the one right

Made out of cow I think

Ugh why are there no Ubers in this area

So you don't eat the meat

You just be wearin' that shit

I'm not listenin' dude

That's barbaric as shit

Do you come from the vikings

Why are you even still talkin'

Do you take peoples' land

I'm not listenin' dude

Do you fuck with the war

How are there no Ubers anywhere

Just download Lyft

They are bigger in presence out here

I don't wanna add shit to my phone

Okay the choices are clear ho

Ubers are not around here ho

Taxis will come but they real slow

Ayy the Brain gotta poop

T minus five 'till the Brain gotta shit

I just downloaded Lyft but it's bein' so glitchy

Uh look

Do you just wanna sleep here

Uh no thanks

It's past twp A.M.

I'm not sharin' a bed with you

You can sleep in my bed

I'll just sleep on the floor

Fine

You're sure

Yeah it's cool

I won't throw you out to the wolves

Oh my God you're so annoyin'

I couldn't help myself but can you at least throw me a pillow

I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch

I'm just pillow talkin' with a bitch

I just finished spazzin' on a bitch ayy

Now I'm pillow talkin' with a bitch

Brain gotta poop still

Please don't neglect the Brain

Please don't neglect the Brain

Hmm

Ho-Hold on is that my Lyft

I don't know if I

Nah I got a pizza

Full pepperoni too

So you're not gonna wanna be a part of it

But first you should poop

Please don't neglect the Brain