Karaoké Professional Rapper Lil Dicky & Snoop Dogg

Hi my name's Dave Burd

Uh I have an appointment today

It's probably under Lil Dicky

Actually I'm a, I'm a rapper so

Uh Snoop Dogg

Says here Snoop D-O-G-G

Thanks

It's uh this door right here right

Thank you

Grab a seat

Dave, what it do

Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet

You can call me Dogg

Let me just check your sheet

No problem sir, let me just say

I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make

I can't lie I been thinkin' 'bout this all day

All good, there's a reason that we called Dave

Let me start with your background

Where you come from

Sure I was undergrad down there in Richmond

Before that

Oh you talkin' 'bout my hometown

Yeah

I was born out of Philly

Grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham

It was in the suburbs

Upper-middle wealth around

So real shit you ain't never had to struggle for much

I wouldn't say it like that

We just had a different kind of trap

Elaborate

Well I ain't never had a tool but I had to be the man at school

Like I was doin' shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad

I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted

But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumpin'

Yeah and I saw it quick all the flaws that be comin' when you grow up like that

When you been racin' them rats you ain't been makin' them raps

Boo hoo what a hardship

How you paid to get the rap shit started

Man my Bar Mitzvah money but don't diss me buddy

I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothin' to lose

I must've wanted this a lot

I had somethin' to choose

Hah look at that

I can say there's somethin' to prove up in your ass

Yeah I guess

That's enough of the past

What makes you wanna do rap

Oh my God it's the best

Bitches let me draw up on their breasts

Literally I can reinvent myself

I get a forum to project myself

It's never borin', every mornin'

I wake up and try to best myself

I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself

It's kinda healthy

Sure

Cool now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals

In a club and a couple niggas

Uh I wouldn't do shit

And I don't even get threaten you what that got to do with this

Shut the fuck up, rap's like life

If you wanna do this then you won't get far actin' like a little bitch

Nah that's my niche

Don't get offended by this but that's the market y'all missed

That's the target I'll hit

And that's the heart of my pitch

I wanna do this whole thing different

The fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different

Uh you know I, I think like you know traditionally people have been doin' the job

Uh you know the same kind of way for a long time

But traditionally speakin' this shit works right

Nah like I get that but I, I, I just think like you know

You don't know if it could be workin' even better

And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out

I don't mean any disrespect by that

I'm just sayin' I have a different background

Like a different perspective

Way of lookin' at things than your typical applicant

So what are your biggest strengths

Well my flow is crazy

I can switch that amazin'

For example I can be like

Ain't nobody fuckin' with Lil Dicky when he get up on that shit and spit it sick and ridiculous

Rippin' this shit like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable

'Cos I can switch it

Deliver this shit in whatever cadence you bitches prefer

Alright, alright I get it

Top of that lyrically

I'm pretty damn clever

Go

Got a long bottom bitch

Call the hoe Neville

Woah

And I blow it from the jump

Derrick Rose knee

Oh

You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better

And y'all been winnin' like Pistorius, it's no feat

Bro I can go on and on

I'm takin' over and they mad like father in laws

Okay enough of the punchline

That ain't showin' me you different from the other guys

Well I don't know if they can run it like that but ain't nobody else doin' funny type rap

What's that

Well I can tell a story about my mornin' watchin'

Boy Meets World and jerkin' off to Topanga Lawrence

Like the fourteen year old

Oh this shit like a joke to you

Topanga

I don't get it

Nah it ain't like that

I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual

Like as a guy

So when I get up on the mic

I ain't finna just lie

Real recognize real right

Yeah I guess

So what you tryin' to do

Five years from now

Tell me 'bout the dude

Well I don't care about the money

Like it's the respect that I'm wantin'

Honestly I just wanna be one of the greats

Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate

I don't wanna leave the game

In a nutshell what's your legacy the same

Well I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand up rap

With the random rap and the man like that for the people that was anti-rap

Yet the fans of rap start to recognize that anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left

That shit sound pretty damn complex

I guess I wanna be the best

I just wanna do it my way and turn the whole game sideways

And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway

You can make a path while these motherfuckers drive straight

I ain't mad at that

Well thanks man that's my plan of attack

Just let me in and I'm a rap the plaques

And I ain't about to win them back to back

I'm 'bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back

To back 'till I stop rappin'

True

You ain't even sold a damn album yet

That's a lot of talk from a wiley vet

Let alone a young rook nigga

You misread me

Nah this ain't a book nigga

Well that's one of my flaws

I'm too competitive dawg

No you just fuckin' repetitive dawg

I get it, you tryin' to be better than all

But you aren't shit until cheddar's involved

I get that I gotta prove myself

Think about that though

No shit you ain't done shit

Only doin' this a couple of years

One tape and I'm like this

This shit is aight for your first shit but you don't know if it's your worst shit

You don't think findin' out would be worth it

It might be, it might not but Imma put your ass to work kid

Wait like

Like I have the job, like really

Well one more thing

Let me see if you could put a hook together

What would you do for the hook for this song

Uh you, you want me to make a hook up right now

Do I look like the type of nigga that like repeatin' himself

Alright uh okay

Man do the hook

Uh I'm 'bout to be professional

Homie I'm professional

T- uh maybe like a low voice type thing

Nigga that shit is garbage man

Well you know I feel like there might have been some upside to it but

I'm not good at thinkin' of things on the spot like that

Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes

Sometimes huh but you know

That was some next level

Dogg shit right there

Yeah you know I'm just way better when I get to think things through

Have like

My dual screen action

That kind of thing

Whatever man you tryin' to smoke a blunt

Yeah

Right now

Sure

Dope

Juanita bring some weed in here please thank you

Thanks Juanita

Super nice woman

Nigga why does everything you say sound so soft

Uh

Uh I really don't wanna be spoken to like that so

Thanks

Tch yeah whatever

Damn that's some great lookin' weed

It's just so early

Did

Did you just say head

I mean

It just feels like a lot right now

But what kind of tea do you guys have

Actually

I'll take head