Karaoké Saint Bernard Lincoln

Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall to remind me that I am a fool

Tell me where I came from

What I will always be

Just a spoiled little kid who went to catholic school

When I am dead

I won't join their ranks 'cos they are both holy and free

And I'm in Ohio satanic and chained up

And until the end that's how it'll be

I said Make me love myself so that I might love you

Don't make me a liar 'cos I swear to God when I said it I thought it was true

Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you but he's got his own things to deal with

There's really just one thing that we have in common

Neither of us will be missed

Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway

You always said how you loved dogs

I don't know if I count but I'm tryin' my best when I'm howlin' and barkin' these songs