Karaoké Fog on the Tyne Lindisfarne

Sittin' in a sleazy snack bar sucking sickly sausage rolls

Slippin' down slowly slippin' down sideways think I'll sign off the dole

'Cos the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine

Could a copper catch a crooked copper maker could a copper comprehend

That a crooked copper maker's just an undertaker a one it takes to be your friend

And the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine

Tell it to tomorrow today will take its time to tell you what tonight will bring

Presently we'll have a pint or too together everybody do their thing

We can swing together we can have a wee wee we can have a wet on the wall

If someone slips a whisper that its simple sister slap em down and saliver on their smalls

'Cos the fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine

The fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine the fog on the Tyne is all mine