Karaoké Dentist! Little Shop of Horrors (musical)

When I was younger just a bad little kid

My mama noticed funny things I did

Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun

I'd poison guppies and when I was done

I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head

That's when my mama said

What did she say?

She said my boy

I think someday you'll find a way

To make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist

Be a dentist

You have a talent for causin' things pain

Pain

Son be a dentist

Son be a dentist

People will pay you to be inhumane inhumane

Your temperament's wrong

Ooh ooh for the priesthood

Ooh ooh

And teaching would suit you still less

Son be a dentist

Son be a dentist you'll be a success you'll be a success

Here he is girls the leader of the plaque

Watch him suck up that gas oh my god

He's a dentist and he'll

Ah ah ah ah ah ah never ever be any good ah ah ah ah ah

Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

Oh that hurts

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

I'm not numb

Oh shut up open wide here I come

I am your dentist

Dentist goodness gracious and I enjoy

The career that I picked

Ah I... am your dentist

Dentist goodness gracious

And I get off on the pain I inflict

Really love it

When I start extracting those molars

Don't try it

You girls will be

Ooh oh screaming like Holy Rollers den-entist

And though it may

Oh, distress cause my patient's distress

Oh ah

Somewhere in heaven above me

I know that my mama's proud of me

'Cos I'm a dentist

Dentist and a success

Uh

Say Ah

Ah

Say Ah

Ah

Yeah say Ah

Ah

Now spit