Karaoké I'm Bad LL Cool J

Ah no rapper can rap quite like I can

I'll take a musclebound man and put his face in the sand

Not the last Mafioso

I'm a MC cop

Make you say go LL and do the wop

If you think you can outrhyme me yeah boy I bet

Cos I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet

Trendsetter, I'm better

My rhymes are good

I got a gold nameplate that says I wish you would

And when battles begin then I gotta join in and before my rhyme is over you know Imma win

Cool J has arrived so you better make way

Ask anybody in the crowd they say the kid don't play

Slaughter competition

That's my hobby and job

I don't wear a disguise because I don't owe the mob

Got a pinpoint rap that makes you feel trapped

So many girls on my jock

I think my phone is tapped

I'm bad

I'm like Tyson, icin'

I'm a soldier at war

I'm makin' sure you don't try to battle me no more

Got concrete rhymes

Been rappin' for ten years and even when I'm braggin'

I'm bein' sincere

MC's can't win

I make 'em rust like tin

They call me Jaws

My hat is like a shark's fin

Because I'm bad as can be

Got my voice on wax

Some brothers think he's makin' records now he must have relaxed

I couldn't, I shouldn't and it'll stay that way

The best rapper you've heard is LL Cool J

Kamikaze

Take a look at what I've done

Used to rock in my basement

Now I'm number one

And can happen on time

Never standin' on line

You wanna try me

First you better learn how to rhyme

I'm the pinnacle that means I reign supreme

And I'm notorious

I'll crush you like a jellybean

I'm bad

I eliminate punks

Cut 'em up in chunks

You were souped, you heard me and your ego shrunk

I'm devastatin'

I'm so good it's a shame

'Cos I eat rappers like a cannibal

They call me insane

I'm as strong as a bull

Of course you know why I pull

I enjoy what I'm doin' plus I'm paid in full

Not Buckaroo Banzai but bustin' out as I say the kind of rhymes that make MC's wish that I'd die

Never retire or put my mic on the shelf

The baddest rapper in the history of rap itself

Not bitter or mad

Just provin' I'm bad

You want a hit

Give me an hour plus a pen and a pad

MC's retreat 'cos they know I can beat 'em and eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em

I'm the baddest

Takin' out all rookies

So forget Oreos

Eat Cool J cookies

I'm bad

Never ever, no never

Never wearin' no Levis

Battle me, why try

I'll treat you like a stepchild so tell mommy bye bye

Slaughterin' MC's and Imma never get whipped

When I retire I'll get worshipped like an old battleship

LL I'm bad

All the rappers know

When I enter the center they say

Yo yo there he go

My paycheck's large

Mister Bogart in charge

Not a puncher or a hunter from a raccoon lodge

The original Todd

Teachin' how to be hard

Take the skin off a snake and split a pea from a pod

You're a novice, I'm noble and I decipher my tongue

Not Attila the Hun and nor Abdullah his son

My vocals exact like rack and pinion in a Jag

You try to brag

You get your rhymes from a grab-bag

No good scavenger

Catfish vulture

My tongue's a chisel and this composition's sculpture

I'm bad

Gimme that walkie-talkie

Yo this is LL Cool J

And you'll never catch me so don't even try it

'Cos I'm too bad for ya

Understand

Ah

I'm bad