Karaoké Mr. Mom Lonestar

Oh yeah yeah yeah

Lost my job came home mad got a hug and kiss and that's too bad

She said I can go to work until you find another job

I thought I like the sound of that watch TV and take long naps

Go from a hard working dad to being mister Mom

Well Pampers melt in a maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time

Breakfast six naps at nine

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long and it's only monday mister Mom

Football soccer and ballet squeeze in scouts and PTA

And there's that shopping list she left that's seven pages long

How much smoke can one stove make

The kids won't eat my charcoal cake

It's more than any man can take being mister Mom

Well Pampers melt in a maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time

Breakfast six naps at nine

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long and it's only monday mister Mom

Woah

Before I fall in bed tonight if the dog didn't eat the classified

I'm gonna look just one more time

'Cos Pampers melt in a maytag dryer

Crayons go up one drawer higher

Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time

Breakfast six naps at nine

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair

Been crazy all day long oh, been crazy all day long

And it's only monday mister Mom

Oh mister Mom

Balancin' checkbooks juggling bills

Thought there was nothing to it

Baby now I know how you feel

What I don't know is how you do it, ho

Honey you're my hero