Karaoké No News Lonestar

She said, "It's just a woman thing" and pulled out of the drive

I said not to worry

I'm and understanding guy

I heard that when you love someone you gotta let them go

She hollered

"When I find myself you'll be the first to know"

Ooh-ooh

No news

I learned to do the laundry feed the cat and clean the house

I promised to be patient while she worked her problems out

When she packed her bags her destination was unclear

But I sensed that her intentions were honest and sincere

Ooh-ooh

No news

She could telephone

Tell a friend

Tell a lie about where she's been

Send a pigeon, send a fax

Write it on a postal pack

Send a signal up in smoke

Tap it out in morse code

I'd prefer a bad excuse

To no news

Her momma's been a little vague as to her whereabouts

Her sister says, "I'm certain your romance is headed south"

I don't have a single doubt that she's still in love

My level of anxiety is just a product of

Ooh-ooh

No news

She could telephone

Tell a friend

Tell a lie about where she's been

Send a pigeon, send a fax

Write it on a postal pack

Send a signal up in smoke

Tap it out in morse code

I'd prefer a bad excuse

She missed her bus

Missed her plane

Surely, this can be explained

Lost her car at the mall

Got locked in a bathroom stall

Joined a cult, joined the Klan

On the road with Pearl Jam

Buried with the Grateful Dead

Came back as a parrot head

Got derailed, got de-iced

Offered as a sacrifice

FBI, CIA, if they've seen her they ain't saying

No news

Still no news

Woah