Karaoké The Pill Loretta Lynn

You wined me and dined me when I was your girl

Promised if I'd be your wife you'd show me the world

But all I've seen of this old world is a bed and a doctor bill

I'm tearin' down your brooder house 'cos now I've got the pill

All these years

I've stayed at home while you had all your fun

And every year that's gone by another baby's come

There's gonna be some changes made right here on nursery hill

You've set this chicken your last time 'cos now I've got the pill

This old maternity dress I've got is goin' in the garbage

The clothes I'm wearin' from now on won't take up so much yardage

Miniskirts hot pants and a few little fancy frills

Yeah, I'm makin' up for all those years since I've got the pill

I'm tired of all your crowin' how you and your hens play

While holdin' a couple in my arms another's on the way

This chicken's done tore up her nest and I'm ready to make a deal

And you can't afford to turn it down 'cos you know I've got the pill

This incubator is overused because you've kept it filled

The feelin' good comes easy now since I've got the pill

It's gettin' dark it's roostin' time

Tonight's too good to be real

Oh, but daddy don't you worry none 'cos mama's got the pill

Oh, daddy don't you worry none 'cos mama's got the pill