Karaoké You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty

You're the reason I'm ridin' 'round on recapped tyres

And you're the reason

I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wire

And you're the reason our kids are ugly

You're the reason our kids are ugly little darling little darling

Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything

Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything but I love you just the same but I love you just the same

You're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop

And you're the reason

I never get to go to the beauty shop

You're the reason our kids are ugly

You're the reason our kids are ugly little darling

Oh but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything

Oh but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything but I love you just the same but I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have

I guess that we won't ever have everything we need everything we need

'Cos when we get ahead it's got another

'Cos when we get ahead it's got another mouth to feed mouth to feed

And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone

And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb

And you're the reason our kids are ugly

And you're the reason our kids are ugly little darling little darling

Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything

Ah but looks ain't everything and money ain't everything but I love you just the same but I love you just the same

Conway why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?

But Loretta look at yourself

I wish you'd take them

Curlers out of your hair and go put on a little make up

And get out of the housecoat before supper

Ah well let me tell you somethin' Conway considerin' everything that I

Went through today

I look like a movie star

Ah ah ah yeah

Ruth Buzzi thank you besides that

All of our kids took after your part of our family anyway

Oh they did huh?

What what about the one's that's bald?

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