Karaoké Last Night (Beer Fear) Lucy Spraggan

Last night I told you

I loved ya

Woke up

Blamed it on the vodka

I genuinely thought

I was dyin' and I could see that smile you were hidin'

Last night I told you

I need ya

That's the last time

I drink tequila

Super Lemon and his sidekick Salt Kid

I start cryin' and verbally assaultin'

Last night I asked you to marry me

That's when I remembered the brandy

I wake up and claim

I didn't say it

Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas

Wish I could stop but I'm not jokin'

Drinkin' too much and socially smokin'

Wish I could stop

Start to behave and then wake up in the mornin' and never miss a day again

Last night police had to frisk me

In the cells thanks to Bell's fine whisky

I think I said too much like Do you like my bracelets

Oh wait they're handcuffs

Last night I said

I want your babies

Forget the ice

It's not nice to drink Baileys

I drink that much that I forget whatever embarrassin' thing

I say next

You said I got on one knee and there's no way unless I'd been drinkin' oh wait Rosé

Sailor Jerry's Rum

I think I drank too much

Showin' randomers way too much love

Last night I called you a loser

I think that was after flamin' sambuca

I shouted at you

Do me a favor

And that's when

I fell off the pavement

Wish I could stop but I'm not jokin'

Drinkin' too much and socially smokin'

Wish I could stop

Start to behave and then wake up in the mornin' and never miss a day again

'Cos I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth

Wake up in the mornin' and be in my own house

Do one last shot and know when to stop

No more photos on Facebook of me doin' the robot

Know when to leave and when to lock my front door

Stop wakin' up in trees and in a bed full of people

Sittin' in a cupboard with my weird best friend but I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend

I wish I could stop 'cos I'm not jokin'

I love drinkin' too much and socially smokin'

Don't wanna stop or learn to behave, Amen

And I just missed another day again