Karaoké Take My Drunk Ass Home Luke Bryan

It's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well i worked all week so i could come here

Have a good time and an ice cold beer

But one turned to ten and ten turned to twenty

And twenty plus an empty bottle's too damn many

And it's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well it seems that I misplaced my shirt

I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt

My fall back plan has done got sad

'Cos my ex girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

Then it's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Help me up

Ah put me back down put me back down

I sucker punched my best friend

And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band ah ah

I look like hell

I feel like shit

Think it's time I call it quits

Yeah it's time to take my drunk ass home

I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone

Hit on all the girls sang every song

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Yeah it's time to take my drunk ass home

I twisted up my ankle can't find my cell phone

Yeah my lips all bust and my buzz is gone

It's time to take my drunk ass home

If ya'll agree then sing along

It's time to take my drunk ass home

Oh somebody call me a cab please