Karaoké Fat Funny Friend Maddie Zahm

I break the ice so they don't see my size

And I have to be nice or I'll be the next punch line

I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies who only exists to continue the story

The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off-screen

So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief

Can't be too loud

Can't be too busy

If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me

Can't be too proud

Can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly

I say I'm okay 'cos they wouldn't care anyway

And I could try to explain but my effort's in vain

They can't relate

To how I've drawn out in Sharpie where I'd take the scissors

If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror

Oh I've done every diet to make me look thinner so why do I still feel so goddamn inferior

Can't be too loud and can't be too busy

If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me

Can't be too proud and can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

It's funny when I think a guy likes me

And it's funny when I'm the one who says Let's go to eat

It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween

Dresses and thigh-highs while I hide my body

Can't be too loud and can't be too busy

If I don't answer now are they still gonna miss me

Can't be too loud and can't be too busy

If I don't answer now are they still gonna need me

Can't be too proud and can't think I'm pretty

Do they keep me around so their flaws just seem silly

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

Life of the fat funny friend

I've drawn out in Sharpie where I'd take the scissors