Karaoké Baggy Trousers Madness

Naughty boys in nasty schools headmaster's breaking all the rules having fun and playing fools

Smashing up the woodwork tools

All the teachers in the pub passing round the ready-rub

Trying not to think of when the lunchtime bell will ring again

Oh what fun we had but did it really turn out bad

All I learnt at school was how to bend not break the rules

Oh what fun we had but at the time it seemed so bad

Trying different ways to make a difference to

The headmaster's had enough today all the kids have gone away

Gone to fight with next door's school every term that is the rule

Sits alone and bends his cane same old backsides again all the small ones tell tall tales

Walking home and squashing snails

Oh what fun we had but did it really turn out bad

All I learnt at school was how to bend not break the rules

Oh what fun we had but at the time it seemed so bad

Trying different ways to make a difference to the days

Lots of girls and lots of boys lots of smells and lots of noise

Playing football in the park kicking pushbikes after dark

Baggy trousers dirty shirt pulling hair and eating dirt teacher comes to break it up

Back of the 'ead with a plastic cup

Oh what fun we had but did it really turn out bad

All I learnt at school was how to bend not break the rules

Oh what fun we had but at the time it seemed so bad

Trying different ways to make a difference to the days

Baggy trousers

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