Karaoké Driving in My Car Madness

I've been driving in my car it's not quite a Jaguar

I bought it in Primerose Hill from a bloke from Brazil

It was made in fifty-nine in a factory by the Tyne

It says Morris on the door the GPO owned it before

I drive in it for my job the governor calls me a slob but I don't really care

Give me some gas and the open air

It's a bit old but it's mine

I mend it in my spare time

Just last week I changed the oil the rocker valves and the coil

Just last week I changed the oil

Last week it went round the clock

I also had a little knock

I dented somebody's fender he learnt not to park on a bender

I've been driving in my car it don't look much but I've been far

I drive up to Muswell Hill

I've even been to Selsey Bill

I drove along the A forty-five

I had her up to fifty-eight

This copper stopped me the other day

You're mistaken what could I say

The tires were a little worn they were ok I could have sworn

I like driving in my car

I'm satisfied I've got this far

I like driving in my car it don't look much but I've been far

I like driving in my car even with a flat tire

I like driving in my car it's not quite a Jaguar

I like driving in my car

I'm satisfied I've got this far