Karaoké Bosom Buddies Mame (musical) (Angela Lansbury & Bea Arthur)

We'll always be bosom buddies

We'll always be bosom buddies friends sisters and pals friends sisters and pals

We'll always be

We'll always be bosom buddies bosom buddies

If life should reject you there's

If life should reject you there's me to protect you me to protect you

If I say that your tongue is vicious

If I call you uncouth it's simply that it's simply that

Who else but a bosom buddy will sit down and

Who else but a bosom buddy will sit down and tell you the truth? tell you the truth?

Though now and again

I'm aware that my candid opinion may sting

Though often my frank observation might scald

I've been meanin' to

Tell you for years you should keep your hair natural like mine

If I kept my hair natural like yours I'd be bald but darling

We'll always be dear companions

We'll always be dear companions my crony my mate

We'll always be harmonizing

We'll always be harmonizing

Orphan Annie and Sandy

Like Amos and Andy if I say that your

Amos and Andy sense of style's as far

Off as your youth it's simply that

Who else but a bosom buddy will tell you the whole stinkin' truth?

Each time that a critic has written your voice is the voice of a frog

Straight to your side to defend you I rush you know that I'm

There every time the world makes an unkind remark

When they say Vera Charles is the world's greatest lush it hurts me

And if I say your fangs are showing

Mame pull in your claws

It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy will notice the obvious flaws?

I feel it's my duty to tell you it's time to adjust to your age you try to be Peg O' My Heart

When you're Lady Macbeth exactly how old are you Vera? the truth

How old do you think?

Oh I'd say somewhere in between forty and death but sweetie

But sweetie

I'll always be Alice Toklas if you'll be Gertrude Stein

And though I'll admit

I've dished you

I've gossiped and gloated

But I'm so devoted

And if I say that sex and guts made you into a star it's simply that

Who else but a bosom buddy will tell you how rotten you are?

Just turn to your bosom buddy for aid and affection

Just turn to your bosom buddy for aid and affection for help and direction for help and direction

For loyalty love and for sooth

For loyalty love and for sooth remember that remember that

Who else but a bosom buddy will sit down and level

Who else but a bosom buddy will sit down and level and give you the devil? and give you the devil?

Will sit down and tell you the truth

Will sit down and tell you the truth