Karaoké The Star Wars Cantina Mark Jonathan Davis

Her name was Leia she was a princess

With a danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near

So R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi

He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the rebellion's hands

So Luke and Obi-Wan had to get to Alderaan

So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han

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His name was Solo he was a pilot

With a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide

There with Chewbacca he was a wookie

They met with

Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millenium Falcon

Docking bay ninety-four stormtroopers at the door

With a flash of

Ben's light-saber now there's an arm on the floor

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His name was Yoda he was a muppet

Darth Vader was so bad and by the way he's Luke's dad

He kissed his sister his hand got cut-off

In that galaxy far far away

Luke has had a lousy day

Boba Fett was so mean

Jabba had bad hygiene

Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine

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