Karaoké I Feel Lucky Mary Chapin Carpenter

Well I woke up this morning stumbled out of my rack

I opened up the paper to the page in the back

It only took a minute for my finger to find my daily dose of destiny under my sign

My eyes just about popped out of my head

It said

The stars are stacked against you girl

Get back in bed

I feel lucky

I feel lucky

Yeah

No Professor Doom gonna stand in my way

Mmm

I feel lucky today

Well I strolled down to the corner

Gave my numbers to the clerk

The pot's eleven million so I called in sick to work

I bought a pack of Camels a burrito and a Barq's

Crossed against the light made a beeline for the park

The sky began to thunder wind began to moan l heard a voice above me saying girl you better get back home

I feel lucky

Oh oh oh

I feel lucky

Yeah

No tropical depression gonna steal my sun away

Mmm

I feel lucky today

Now eleven million later

I was sitting at the bar

I'd bought the house a double and the waitress a new car

Dwight Yoakam's in the corner trying to catch my eye

Lyle Lovett's right beside me with his hand upon my thigh

The moral of this story it's simple but it's true

Hey the stars might lie but the numbers never do

I feel lucky

Oh oh oh

I feel lucky

Yeah

Hey Dwight, hey Lyle

Boys you don't have to fight

Hot dog

I'm feeling lucky tonight

I feel lucky brrrr

I feel lucky

Yeah

I think I'll flip a coin

I'm a winner either way

Mmm

I feel lucky today