Karaoké Practically Perfect Mary Poppins (comédie musicale)

By the time the wind has blown

The weather vane around

I'll show you if I can

No matter what the circumstance for one thing I'm renowned

My character is spit-spot, spic, and span

I'm practically perfect in every way so people say

Each virtue virtually knows no bound

Each trait is great and patently sound

I'm practically perfect from head to toe

If I had a fault it would never dare to show

I'm so practically perfect in every way

Both prim and proper and never too stern

Well-educated yet willing to learn

I'm clean and honest my manner refined

And I wear shoes of the sensible kind

I suffer no nonsense and whilst I remain

There's nothing else

I feel I need explain

I'm practically perfect in every way

Practically perfect that's my forte

Uncanny nannies are hard to find

Unique, yet meek unspeakably kind

I'm practically perfect not slightly soiled

Running like an engine that's just been freshly oiled

I'm so practically perfect in every way

Well, those are my credentials

Perhaps you have a few questions

Never

Oh, the very thought

Quite the contrary

Mmm Mmm

Oh, I like games but I choose them

Some minor improvements may not go a miss

But at all times you must remember this

I guarantee no flies on me

Each virtue virtually knows no bound

Each trait is great

Patently sound, spit-spot

La, la, la, li

La, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la la, la, la, la, la, la

Jane, put your toys away, please

Yes, Michael tidy your things

I didn't say I was fair

I said

I'm practically perfect and here's my aim

By the time I leave here you both will be the same

You'll be practically perfect

You will be practically perfect in every way