Karaoké Telly Matilda The Musical

Somewhere on a show I heard that a picture tells a thousand words

So telly if you bothered to take a look is the equivalent of like lots of books

All I know I learned from telly

This big beautiful box of facts

If you know a thing already baby you can switch the channel over just like that

Endless joy and endless laughter

Folks living happily ever after

All you need to make you wise is twenty-three minutes plus advertisements

Why would we waste our energy turnin' the pages one, two three

When we can sit comfortably on our lovely bumferlies watchin' people singin' and talkin' and doin' stuff

All I know I learned from telly

The bigger the telly the smarter the man

You can tell from my big telly just what a clever fella I am

Take it away son

You can't learn that from a stupid book

All I know I learned from telly

What to think and what to buy

I was pretty smart already but now I'm really, really smart

Very very smart

Endless content

Endless channels

Endless chat on endless panels

All you need to fill your muffin without havin' to really fink or nothin'

Why would we waste our energy tryin' to work out Ulysses

When we can sit happily on our lovely bapperlies watchin' slightly famous people talkin' to really famous people

All I know I learned from telly

The bigger the telly the smarter the man

You can tell from my big telly just what a clever fella I am

Who the dickens is Charles Dickens

Mary Shelley

Cor she sounds smelly

Harry Potter

What a rotter

Jane Austen

In the compostin'

James Joyce

Doesn't sound noice

Ian McEwan

Ugh I feel like spewin'

William Shakespeare

Schwilliam Schmakespeare

Moby Dick

Easy Grandma

All together now

All I know

I learned from telly

The bigger the telly the smarter the man

You can tell from my big telly

A very clever fella I am

Thank you very much