Karaoké I'd Rather Be Me Mean Girls (comédie musicale)

So your best friend screwed you over

Acted nice when she's not nice

Well I have some advice 'cos it's happened to me twice

Here's my secret strategy it always works because

The world doesn't end it just feels like it does

So raise your right finger and solemnly swear

Whatever they say about me

I don't care

I won't twist in knots to join your game

I will say

"you make me mad"

And if you treat me bad

I'll say "you're bad"

And if I eat alone from this moment on that's just what I'll do

'Cos I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me than be with you

We're supposed to all be ladies and be nurturing and care

Is that really fair?

Boys get to fight we have to share

Here's the way that turns out we always understand

How to slap someone down with our underhands

So here's my right finger to how girls should behave

'Cos sometimes what's meant to break you makes you brave

So I will not act all innocent

I won't fake apologize

Let's just fight and then make up not tell these lies

Let's call our damage even clean the slate till it's like new

It's a new life for me where I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me than be with you

I'll say "no"

I'll say "knock it off with your notes and your rules and your games"

And those sycophants who follow you

I'll remember all their names

And when they drag you down like they inevitably do

I will not laugh along with them and approve their palace coup 'cos that's not me

I don't need their good opinions

I have plenty of opinions

Everybody has opinions but it doesn't make them true

What's true is being me and I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me than be with you

So raise them high 'cos playing nice and shy is insulting my IQ

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me than be with you

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me than be with you