Karaoké Meet the Plastics Mean Girls (comédie musicale)

Oh who's at that table there?

Don't look at them just don't we call those three the plastics

They're shiny fake and hard

They play their little mind games all around the schoolyard

They might insult your clothing or make fun of your name

Like they mocked

Jen Morecock 'till she burst into flame

And Miss Morecock was a teacher

Regina George is the queen bee she's always dressed up

She always wins

Spring Fling Queen

We're just drones who work for her then die

My name is Regina George and I am a massive deal

Fear me love me stand and stare at me

And these these are real

I've got money and looks

I am like drunk with power

This whole school humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen

I never weigh more than one-fifteen

My name is Regina George and I am a massive deal

I don't care who you are

I don't care how you feel

That's Gretchen Wieners she knows everything about everybody

That's why her hair is so big it's full of secrets

Yes Regina no Regina every waking hour

I spend making sure Regina

George can stay in power if Regina is the sun then I'm a disco ball

'Cos I'm just as bright and fun if you've had alcohol

I worm your secrets out of you

And bring them to my master then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

Disaster

Regina is the queen but I'm the head of worker bees

As I am seated at her right hand

Like a Jewish Princess Jesus like a Jewish Princess Jesus

That is Karen Smith the dumbest person you will ever meet

I once saw her put a D in the word orange

My name is Karen my hair is shiny my teeth are perfect

My skirt is tiny it barely covers my perky hiney

My name is Karen

I may not be smart that's it

Right we never really do this

But how would you like to have lunch with us this week?

Oh it's okay

No need for you to thank us

But there's no need to even speak

You're new and you don't know things you need good friends who can

Tell you what to think see you here same time tomorrow

On Wednesdays we wear pink on Wednesdays we wear pink

On Wednesdays we wear pink here's where you belong

My name is Karen my hair is shiny here's where you belong

Here's where you belong my teeth are perfect here's where you belong

My skirt is tiny wear something nice and

Wear something nice and grab a tray grab a tray 'cos we don't do this everyday

'Cos we don't do this everyday

Say here's where you belong say here's where you belong say here's where you belong

Say say here's where you belong no really say it here's where I belong

Say here's where you belong

Come sit with us tomorrow it'll be fetch