Karaoké Stupid with Love Mean Girls (comédie musicale)

When I was five

I fell in love

It didn't last

He ran from me literally ran from me

And being Kenyan he ran fast

When I was ten in love again this peace corps guy

I waited hours inside his tent with flowers

Which made him laugh which made me cry

By thirteen I gave up trying

I decided I would be a mathematician 'cos math is real

I memorized a lot of pi because additions and subtractions and divisions

Would never make me feel so stupid with love

Like I didn't get it

I didn't get it, somehow

Smart with math but stupid with love

I didn't get it

I didn't get it 'till now

I would love to

So thank you, math for being there to bring me joy

And thank you, math 'cos now you brought me this cute boy

Yes

He's like someone from T.V

He's like that guy who gives out roses to those women

His clothes, his grooming

And he's a foot away from me with swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in

He's live and in the room

And I'm stupid with love

I wanna get it

I wanna get it but how

Smart with math but stupid with love

I wanna get it

I didn't get it 'till now

Two over zero is undefined

Ah

I'm astounded and non-plussed

I am filled with calculust

Does this guy work out

He must all sweaty at the gym

Could that image be more hot

Let me just enjoy that thought

School was rough but now it's not

'Cos now there's him

It's all so simple

Stupid with love but I can get it

Watch this girl self-educate

I learned math so I can learn love

You wanna bet it

That I can get it

Just wait

Just wait

Just wait