Karaoké The Inquisition Mel Brooks (History of the World)

The Inquisition, let's begin

Let's begin

The Inquisition, look out, sin

Look out, sin

We have a mission to convert the Jews

Jew Ja-Jew

Ja-Jew Ja-Jews

We're gonna teach them wrong from right

Wrong from right

We're gonna help them see the light

See the light

And make an offer that they can't refuse

That the Jews just can't refuse

Confess

Confess, confess

Don't be boring

Say yes

Say yes, say yes

Don't be dull

A fact

A fact you're ignoring you're ignoring

It's better to lose your skullcap than your skull

Oy oy gevalt

The Inquisition, what a show

The Inquisition, what a show

The Inquisition, here we go

The Inquisition, here we go

We know you're wishing

We know you're wishing that we'd go away that we'd go away

But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay

The Inquisition, oh boy

The Inquisition, what a joy

The Inquisition, oy, oy

I was sitting in a temple

I was minding my own business

I was listening to a lovely

Hebrew mass

Then these Papist persons plunge in and they throw me in a dungeon

And they shove a red hot poker up my ass

Is that considerate?

Is that polite?

And not a tube of

Preparation H in sight

I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and

I'm lookin' through the pickins

And suddenly these goys break down my walls

I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum

And they started playing ping-pong with my balls

Oy, the agony

Ooh, the shame

To make my privates public for a game?

The Inquisition, what a show

The Inquisition, what a show

The Inquisition, here we go

The Inquisition, here we go

We know you're wishing

We know you're wishing that we'd go away that we'd go away

But the Inquisition's here

But the Inquisition's here and it's here to and it's here to

Hey Torquemada whaddaya say?

I just got back from the auto-da-fé

Auto-da-fé?

What's an auto-da-fé?

It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway

Skit-skat-voodly-vat, doodly-day

Will you convert?

No, no, no, no

Will you confess?

No, no, no, no

Will you revert?

No, no, no, no

Will you say yes?

No, no, no, no

Now I asked in a nice way

I said pretty please

I bent their ears, now

I'll work on their knees

Ah

Argh

Ha ha

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Hey Torquemada walk this way

We got a little game that you might wanna play

So pull that handle try your luck

Who knows, Torque you might win a buck

All right

Put it in the car

In the car

In the car

How we doing?

Any converts today?

Not a one

Nay, nay, nay

We've flattened their fingers

We've branded their buns

Nothing is working

Send in the nuns

Uh-ah

Argh

Oy

The Inquisition, what a show

The Inquisition, what a show

The Inquisition, here we go

The Inquisition, here we go

We know you're wishing

We know you're wishing that we'd go away that we'd go away

So come on, you Moslems and you Jews

So come on, you Moslems and you Jews we got big news for all of youse we got big news for all of youse

You better change your

You better change your point of views today point of views today

'Cos the Inquisition's here

'Cos the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay and it's here to stay