Karaoké The Nips Are Getting Bigger Mental As Anything

Started out just drinkin' beer

I didn't know how or why or what I was doin' there

Just a couple more made me feel a little better

Believe me when

I tell you it was nothin' to do with the letter

I ran right out of beer

I took a look into the larder

No bones, nothin'

I'd better go and get somethin' harder

Back in a flash

I started on a dash of Jamaica rum

Me and Pat Malone drinking on our own

Whoa-oh the nips are gettin' bigger

Whoa, yeah the nips are gettin' bigger

Whoa-oh the nips are gettin' bigger

Yeah hmm, they're gettin' bigger

Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doin' to my brain

It doesn't worry me enough to stop me from doin' it again

Wipin' out brain cells by the millions but I don't care

It doesn't worry me even though I ain't got a lot to spare

Whoa-oh the nips are gettin' bigger

Whoa, yeah the nips are gettin' bigger

Whoa-oh the nips are gettin' bigger

Yeah they're gettin' bigger