Karaoké Rhymes Like Dimes MF Doom & DJ Cucumber Slice

Ayo, yo, y'all can't stand right here

In his right hand was your man's worst nightmare

Loud enough to burst his right eardrum, close-range

The game is not only dangerous but it's most strange

I sell rhymes like dimes

The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times

Joking rhymes, like the

Is you just happy to see me, trick

Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick

A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show

So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo

Tally-ho, a high Joker like a Spades game

Came back from five years laying and stayed the same

Saying, electromagnetic field it blocks all logic, Spock

And G-Shocks her biological clock

When I hit it, slid into the shitter thought I killed her goose

Her Power U's was pure

Brita water filter juice

Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him

Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him

Never seen the shit again but he's still my dunny

Only thing that come between us is krill and money

I sell rhymes like dimes

The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times

Better rhymes make for better songs, it matters not

If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along

Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks

Got getback, connects wetback, get stacks

Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe to get the dough battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro

This fly flow take practice like Tae Bo with Billy Blanks

Oh, you're too kind

Really, thanks

To the gone and lost forever like, Oh My Darling Clementine

He hold his heart when he telling rhyme

When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven

He nasty like the old time Old Number Seven

You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola

Make 'em wish they could erase it out the Motorola

I told her

No credit for a bag

If you want what they got then go get it, it's all gack

Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck

And still keep your attitude on self-destruct

I sell rhymes like dimes

The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broker times

Joking rhymes, like the

Is you just happy to see me, trick

Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick

A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show

So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo

Tally-ho, a high Joker like a Spades game

Came back from five years laying and stayed the same

Saying, electromagnetic field it blocks all logical, Spock

And G-Shocks her biological clock

When I hit it, slid into the shitter thought I killed her goose

Her Power U's was pure

Brita water filter juice

Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him

Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him

Never seen the shit again but he's still my dunny

Only thing that come between us is krill and money

Who sell rhymes like dimes

The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broker times

Check it out, y'all

Ya don't stop

Keep on, to the sure shot

Huh-ha

What the deal, God

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah yeah yeah

You're listening to the buttery slickness

The Land-O-Lakes from my man MF DOOM

Ha ha ha ha

Yeah, yeah

Rock-shocking the house, damn with another nugget

But uh eeh ah uh eh

Ah, eh, fo, ah, oh

Ooh wee

Yeah, yeah

Regulation status

Right here fondle 'Em Recordings

Nineteen ninety-nine

Yeah

Now what are you 'posed to say on the end of records

I don't know

Yeah

Woo

Yeah

Mashed potatoes

Apple sauce

Buttery biscuits

And I get lost

A yes, yes, yes, yes y'all

You don't stop

Keep on to the break-a-dawn

Say what

Uh, yeah

You thought it all was over

You thought the song was over

Ah

We tricked you

We tricked you

Huh ha ha ha ha

Woo

You listening to www dot hairline dot com

MF DOOM

Kool Bob Love