Karaoké Popsicle Toes Michael Franks

When God gave out rhythm

He sure was good to you

You can add, subtract

Multiply and divide by two

I know today's your birthday and I did not buy no rose

But I wrote this song instead and I call it

Popsicle Toes

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes

You must have been

Miss Pennsylvania

With all this pulchritude

How come you always load your Pentax when I'm in the nude

We oughta have a birthday party and you can wear your birthday clothes

We can hit the floor and go explore those popsicle toes

You got the nicest

North America this sailor ever saw

I'd like to feel your warm

Brazil and touch your

Panama

But your Tierra del Fuegos are nearly always froze

We gotta see-saw until we unthaw those popsicle toes

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes