Karaoké So Rich, So Pretty Mickey Avalon

I like a girl with caked up makeup

In the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time

Who wakes up to a bottle of wine

On the nightstand bites and scratches the blinds

But I ain't found one quite right yet

So I step with pep to the park or supermarket

Her apartment best be messy

Alisa don't mind when I call her Leslie

She's gotta dress with class and Jean Paul Gaultier and a Hermes bag

And four inch tips made of ostrich

Sharp enough to slit your wrists her lips spread gossip

Won't say sorry when she offends

She comes over to my place in her old man's Benz

In gold and silver and jewels of all colors

And she doesn't take them off when we're tearing up the covers

Come on get it 'fore I change my mind

Come on kid don't waste my time

So rich so pretty it's the best piece of ass

In this whole damn city so rich so pretty

I like a girl who eats and brings it up

A sassy little frassy with bulimia

Her best friend's a plastic surgeon

And when her Beamer's in the shop she rolls the Benz

Mani's and pedi's on sundays and wednesdays

Money from mommy lovely in Versace

Costly sprees it's on at Barney's

And I love to watch her go through fifty G's calmly

She gets naughty with her pilates body

And thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody

'Cos the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy empty and makes her act

More friendly dance the night away

And she won't say nothing when she makes your man stray

Come on get it 'fore I change my mind

Come on kid don't waste my time

So rich so pretty come on get it 'fore I change my mind

Come on kid don't waste my time

So rich so pretty

The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

I've had your kind before Mickey

Go get my purse Mickey lock the door Mickey

You're just a midnight snack shh, don't talk back

You're just a boy Mickey you're just a toy Mickey you're just a boy Mickey

Come on get it 'fore I change my mind

Come on kid don't waste my time

So rich so pretty it's the best piece of ass

In this whole damn city so rich so pretty

So rich so pretty so rich so pretty

The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

So rich so pretty so rich so rich

So pretty so pretty

Mickey Mickey

So pretty so pretty

Mickey Mickey

The best piece of ass in this whole damn city

Mickey Mickey the best piece of ass in this whole damn city

Mickey Mickey the best piece of ass

In this whole damn city

Mickey