Karaoké Wasn't That A Party Mike Denver

Could have been the whiskey it might have been the gin

It could have been three or four six-packs

I don't know but look at the mess I'm in my head is like a football

I think I'm gonna die tell me me oh me oh my wasn't that a party

Someone took a grapefruit he wore it like a hat

I saw someone under my kitchen table

Talkin' to my old tom cat they were talkin' about hockey and the cat was talkin' back

Along about then everything went black but wasn't that a party

I'm sure it's just my memory playin' tricks on me

But I think I saw my buddy cuttin' down my neighbor's tree

Could have been the whiskey it might have been the gin

It could have been three or four six-packs

I don't know but look at the mess I'm in my head is like a football

I think I'm gonna die tell me me oh me oh my wasn't that a party

Billy Joe and Tommy they went a little far

They were sittin' in my backyard blowin' on the siren in somebody's police car

So you see your honor it was all in fun

That little bitty track meet down on main street

Was just to see if the cops could run well your honor said I see you

In an alcoholic haze

I sure could use those thirty days to recover from the party

Well it could have been the whiskey it might have been the gin

It could have been three or four six-packs

I don't know but look at the mess I'm in

My head is like a football

I think I'm gonna die

Tell me me oh me oh my wasn't that a party

Yeah wasn't that a party wasn't that a party yeah wasn't that a party