Karaoké Babies Makin' Babies Miranda Lambert

Two kids from Tacoma in a seventy-two nova

No pill and barely old enough to drink

Learned the ropes and tested science started pentecostal riots

In just five minutes behind the rolling rink in the backseat brings

The American dream on a shoestring

First you grow it then you show it

Give a good push just like a Brady

Say you'll love them 'till your eighty

Too soon to be a mother and father but too late for the alma mater

Yeah it's always in the water babies makin' babies

Between diplomas and the diapers

They become couch quarter finders

Savin' up for a Maytag microwave

Oh but all has been forgiven on the day the water christen

The best thing that could have happened by mistake

The American dream on a shoestring

First you grow it then you show it

Give a good push just like a Brady

Say you'll love them 'till your eighty

Too soon to be a mother and father but too late for the alma mater

Yeah it's always in the water babies makin' babies

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Well it's a tried and true equation

Maintains a small town population that turns us all into a family

The American dream on a shoestring

First you grow it then you show it

Give a good push just like a Brady

Say you'll love them 'till your eighty

Too soon to be a mother and father but too late for the alma mater

Yeah it's always in the water babies makin' babies

Yes it's always in the water babies makin' babies

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