Karaoké They've Closed Down the Honky Tonks Miranda Lambert

No bartenders

No guitars with B-Benders

No two-steppin' shuffles

No shiny belt buckles

No sawdust in sight

No cold Lone Star Light

Well they've mopped all the floors

Locked all the doors and turned out the lights

Y'all they've closed down the honky tonks

And now my world ain't turnin'

The jukebox ran out of change and the neon lights ain't buzzin'

And there ain't nothin' sadder than coverin' Haggard

And nobody singin' along

Y'all they've closed down the honky tonks

There's no Broken Spoke

Dim lights or thick smoke

No more rowdy and reckless

No more Billy Bob's Texas

No barstool backslidin'

No Gilley's bull ridin'

No more last call

And no boots in Gruene Hall

Damn that ain't right

They've closed down the honky tonks

And now my world ain't turnin'

The jukebox ran out of change and the neon lights ain't buzzin'

And there ain't nothin' sadder than coverin' Haggard

And nobody singin' along

Y'all they've closed down the honky tonks

Y'all they've closed down the honky tonks