Karaoké Way Too Pretty for Prison Miranda Lambert & Maren Morris

They don't have rhinestone ball and chains

Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay

The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks

We'd stick out like two bottled blondes

I must admit it don't sound fun

For fifteen girls to have to share one sink

He cheated, he's a villain and you know

I'd help you kill him

But we're way too pretty for prison

Hard time ain't our kind of livin'

And I don't want to talk about the way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

Antifreeze and Gatorade

Arsenic in his lemonade

Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes

But we ain't gonna do it

Yeah, we've been watching too much TV

You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise

But if we ask 'em they'd both agree we should put him through it

He cheated, he's a villain so let's hire somebody to kill him

'Cos we're way too pretty for prison

Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of livin'

And I don't want to talk about the way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

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Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions

No Sun Tan city, not to mention

That lack of waxing situation

'Cos we're way too pretty for prison

Hard time ain't our kind of livin' no

And I don't want to talk about the way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison

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