Karaoké Bandy the Rodeo Clown Moe Bandy

Who was once a bull-hookin' son of a gun

Now who keeps a pint hid out behind chute number one

Who was ridin' high 'till a pretty girl rode him to the ground

Any kid knows where to find me

I'm Bandy the rodeo clown

In the ridin' and the ropin'

I was closin' in on number one

Now in dreams at night

I ride on that silver saddle

I never won

Since she left me the whiskey takes me to the rodeo grounds

Where the cowboys think I'm handy

I'm Bandy the rodeo clown

I could ride 'em all

The bulls and the broncs knew I was boss

But the ride that woman took me on broke a whole lot more than this old cowboy's bones

While the tears on my makeup melts my painted smile into a frown

The crowd thinks I'm a dandy

I'm Bandy the rodeo clown

I could ride 'em all

The bulls and the broncs knew I was boss

But the ride that woman took me on broke a whole lot more than this old cowboy's bones

While the tears on my makeup melts my painted smile into a frown

The crowd thinks I'm a dandy

I'm Bandy the rodeo clown