Karaoké Galaxy Song Monty Python

Whenever life gets you down, Misses Brown

And things seem hard or tough

And people are stupid obnoxious or daft

And you feel that you've had quite enough

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving

And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour

That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second so it's reckoned the sun that is the source of all our power

The sun, and you and me and all the stars that we can see are moving at a million miles a day

In an outer spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour of the galaxy we call the Milky Way

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars

It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side

It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick

But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide

We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point

We go 'round every two hundred million years

And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding in all of the directions it can whiz

As fast as it can go at the speed of light, you know

Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure how amazingly unlikely is your birth

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space 'cos there's bugger all down here on Earth