Karaoké The Lumberjack Song Monty Python

I wanted to be a lumberjack

Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia

The Giant Redwood the Larch, the Fir the mighty Scots Pine

The lofty flowering Cherry the plucky little Apsen the limping Roo tree of Nigeria

The towering Wattle of Aldershot the Maidenhead Weeping

Water Plant

The naughty Leicestershire

Flashing Oak the flatulent Elm of West Ruislip

The Quercus Maximus

Bamber Gascoigni the Epigillus the Barter Hughius Greenus

With my best buddy by my side we'd sing, sing, sing

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK

I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees

I eat my lunch

I go to the lavatory

On Wednesdays I go shoppin' and have buttered scones for tea

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK

I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees

I skip and jump

I like to press wild flowers

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK

I sleep all night and I work all day

I cut down trees

I wear high heels suspendies and a bra

I wish I'd been a girlie just like my dear Papa