Karaoké Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP? Mori Calliope (森カリオペ)

Ahem みな-さん

Minna-san

Kyou no tanoshi raibu haishin ni kitekurete きょうのたのしいライブ はいしんにきてくれて まことに ありがとうございます

Makoto ni arigatou gozaimasu きょうもラップしたい とおもいます

Kyou mo rappu shitai to omoimasu でははじめましょうか

Dewa hajimemashou ka

Ahem fuck it

Modern-day killers really must hate fun

More often people takin' lives rockin' knives and guns

The real murder connoisseurs in the ruins of hell got used to lurin' the audience with moe that sells 'cos

To my surprise snatchin' lives

Toriaezu kinshi とりあえずきんし

Nice try stoppin' the motherfuckin' Da Vinci

Of human erasure

Can't stop the pace sir

Make sure when standin' off my rhymes slay first

Jealous haters out there

High-five, I see you

No one's gonna buy this

Bitch I believe you

Cute as all hell in a literal sense

A bitter pretense

But the views are all tell

No show, dollars and cents

Don't mean nada to the queen of sayonara

Scythe and other super radical toys to tear your heart apart

At the seams

Still the killer of your dreams

Slip your soul into my pocket then I flee the scene, it's like that

If you take my advice you'll be killed by whatcha don't know

But the other sayin' that I like so much more is along the lines of You reap what you fuckin' SEISO

What you fuckin' せいそ

Gotta know, ain't it so

Could ya let go of your soul for me

Sugoi DIEsuki すごいDIEすき

I'm not askin' for much

Do me a favor and die ごめんしつれいしますが しんでください

Gomen shitsureishimasu ga shindekudasai

Kill 'em with the bass

Korosu no koto ga tanoshii ころすのことがたのしい

Teehee bitch

Murder is so fuckin' kawaii

Kawaii ne かわいいね しにがみ-せんせい, Calliope

Shinigami-sensei, Calliope

Kill 'em with the bass 'till we get 'em to say Alright yay すてきなあんさつ

Suteki na ansatsu

So it goes

Dead beats listen up

It's whatcha want

Me comin' in the night for ya かってにやってるじごくで

Katte ni yatteru jigoku de はんざいじゃないから hanzai ja nai kara

Bass high enough to exterminate ya

You'll dance anyway 'cos it's human nature でもそのまえなんとなく いっしょにたのしもう

Demo sono mae nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou あなたのしぬひまで

Anata no shinu hi made もうしわけないです やりすぎました

Moushi wakenai desu

Yarisugimashita

Nande keigo de rappu shiteru

Chotto hen da なんでけいごでラップしてる ちょっとへんだ

Not what you expected

Better tell you straight-forward

Hear you all the way in hell

Slammin' on your keyboard

Go ahead and be sore but I won't run 'cos I'm a workaholic business-lady gettin' shit done

Takin' soul's not an industry for suckers for one

But it's a mistress of darkness's day in the sun, kimoi きもい

C-A-double-L-I-O-P-E

I really love this fake-murder shit's eye-openin'

Takin' words I get right off the cuff and script my own thing

Murder with words ain't enough

That was the past me

Gonna take a first-class master V to blast me

Humans come at me

I'm masochistic actually

Huh whatever that means

Nani yes whatever that means なに yes

Come a little closer クソとり

Come a little closer kuso tori then laugh at me

If you take my advice you'll be killed by whatcha don't know

But inside I'm kinda nervous and I don't know what the word is for the other side of the gap

Fuck it, SEISO

Fuck it, せいそ

Settin' out

Do as I'm supposed to do

I'll get close to you

Donmai DIEjoubu ドンマイDIEじょうぶ

If it's alright with you could I end your life ごめんしつれいしますが しんでください

Gomen shitsureshimasu ga shindekudasai

Kill 'em with the bass

Korosu no koto ga tanoshii ころすのことがたのしい

Teehee bitch

Murder is so fuckin' kawaii

Kawaii ne かわいいね

Shinigami-sensei, Calliope しにがみ-せんせい, Calliope

Kill 'em with the bass 'till we get 'em to say Alright yay すてきなあんさつ

Suteki na ansatsu

So it goes

Dead beats listen up

It's whatcha want

Me comin' in the night for ya かってにやってるじごくで

Katte ni yatteru jigoku de はんざいじゃないから hanzai ja nai kara

Bass high enough to exterminate ya

You'll dance anyway 'cos it's human nature でもそのまえなんとなく いっしょにたのしもう

Demo sono mae nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou あなたのしぬひまで

Anata no shinu hi made

Dead beats listen up

It's whatcha want

Me comin' in the night for ya かってにやってるじごくで

Katte ni yatteru jigoku de はんざいじゃないから hanzai ja nai kara

Bass high enough to exterminate ya

You'll dance anyway 'cos it's human nature でもそのまえなんとなく いっしょにたのしもう

Demo sono mae nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou あなたのしぬひまで

Anata no shinu hi made