Karaoké Valhalleluja Nanowar of Steel & Angus McFife

I'm drowning in a sea of desperation

Then I sing a prayer to my Lord

Away from hope and systembolaget

Then I sing a prayer to my Lord

I pray, I pray

Yes I pray to my Lord

I was down on my knees

Permafrost on my feet

I was begging in tears

My holy Lord

Odin

Yeah

Hear our prayer philanthropic Odin

Guitar tech of Amon Amarth

Viking-friendly

Slayer of the Giants

Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well

For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhalleluja

For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin our Lord

For Normandy, Britannia

Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja

But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all

We don't know where they are

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja שמע יגְדרַשאִל

Shemá Yggdrasil

Shemá Yggdrasil שמע יגְדרַשאִל אודינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ⁠

Odinai eloheinu אודינַי אֶחַד

Odinai Ehad

Hear my voice

This is Odin calling you

Times have changed

I'm a gentle God

No more war

Just design of furniture

Master of Ikea

Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter

Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor

Gloria patri furnituribus

In nomine Ikea

For the Beddinge and the Kivik sing with me Valhalleluja

For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil

For the pencils and the horse-meatballs we sing Valhalleluja

The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs are second to none

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja

Our Father Odin who art in Ikea

We understood your message

We are here to worship your creation

Please listen to our prayer

Vittsjö

Everybody

Vittsjö

All together

Laptop stand, black-brown

Tempered glass

Pray for the comfort

Knopparp ora pro nobis

Come on

Knopparp ora pro nobis

Pray for your kitchen

Small sofa with a big heart

With a big heart and a perfect fit for the living room

Get a Bestå

Bestå TV ora pro nobis

Bestå TV ora pro nobis

Bench with doors, black-brown

Making furniture great again

Grey-green

Get a Bestå

Slattum ora pro nobis

Yeah

Slattum ora pro nobis

Come on

Upholstered bed frame

Knisa light grey

Knisa grey is better than Sasha Grey

Valhalleluja, Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja, Valhalleluja

Gloria, gloria, gloria, gloria

Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Valhalleluja, Valhalleluja

Valhalleluja, Valhalleluja

Falegn, Falegn, amen, amen

Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Let us pray to Odin our Lord

Amen