Karaoké The Dublin Deluge (live) Native Echo

Alright lads

Last night I came so hard

I nearly drowned the poor bastard

Yeah wah wah wah

He had his face buried deep between me thighs

Lickin' like a man who hadn't eaten in five lives

I felt it buildin' like a wave about to break

Then I exploded

Pure Irish flood for fuck's sake

Soaked his beard

Soaked the sheets

Soaked the fuckin' floor

He came up gaspin' like he'd just swum to shore

I'm a squirter, a gusher

A proper fuckin' hose

A walkin' waterfall between me legs God knows

I don't just cum

I launch, I spray, I drown

Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down

Call it the Dublin deluge

The Cork monsoon

The night I nearly washed him out of the room wooh

Tried to warn him, said Love you might wanna move

But he just grinned and shoved his tongue in deeper the fool

Next second I was shootin' like a broken fire hydrant

Hit the headboard, hit the wall

Hit the poor dog pantin'

He wiped his face and laughed

Jesus you're a freak

I said Shut up and get back down

I'm not done this week

I'm a squirter, a gusher

A proper fuckin' hose

A walkin' waterfall between me legs God knows

I don't just cum

I launch, I spray, I drown

Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down

Call it the Dublin deluge

The Cork monsoon

Nearly washed the poor lad out of the room wooh

Next mornin' the mattress was ruined

The carpet was damp

He limped to the kitchen still wearin' me as a stamp

Looked to me and said

You're banned from my bed

I just smiled and replied

Then we'll do it on the floor instead

I'm a squirter, a gusher

A proper fuckin' hose

Walkin' waterfall between me legs God knows

I don't just cum

I launch, I spray, I drown

Leave a man lookin' like he fell in the Liffey and went down

Wooh Dublin deluge

Cork monsoon

If you value your life bring a towel or just run

Sláinte

And maybe invest in a mop

Hey yah hah

Alright lads

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