Karaoké It's Not Just for Gays Anymore Neil Patrick Harris

If you've seen a show then you already know

How magical theater can be

It's a two-hour, live-action barely affordable un-lip-synced version of Glee

So, this song goes out to the rest of you those who've never seen theater before

Because Broadway has never been broader

It's not just for gays anymore

If you feel like someone that this world excludes

It's no longer only for dudes who like dudes

Attention every breeder you're invited to the theater

It's not just for gays anymore

The glamor of Broadway is beckoning straights

The people who marry in all fifty states

We're asking every hetero to get to know us better-o

It's not just for gays anymore

It's for fine upstanding

Christians who know all the song from Grease

It's for sober minded businessman who yearn for some release

So put down your Playboy and go make a plan to pick up a Playbill and feel like a man

There's so much to discover with your different gendered lover

It's not just for gays the gays and the Jews and cousins in from out of town you have to amuse

And the sad, embittered malcontents who write the reviews

And also foreign tourists and the geeks of senior citizens and well-to-do suburbanites and liberal intellectuals

Though that group is really only Jews and homosexuals

I've lost my train of thought

Oh yes, it's not just for gays anymore

We've got swarms of Mormons showgirls, sailors dancing boys and nuns

Plus a Spider facing death-defying budget over-runs

So, people from Red states and people from Blue a big Broadway rainbow is waiting for you

Come in and be inspired there's no sodomy required

Oh, it's not just for gays

It's not just for gays

We'd be twice as proud to have you if you go both ways

Broadway is not just for gays anymore