Karaoké Number One Nelly (Training Day)

Oh oh oh

I just gotta bring it to their attention dirty that's all

You better watch who you talkin' 'bout

Runnin' your mouth like you know me

You gon' fuck around and check why

The Show Me called the Show Me

Why one on one you can't hold me

If your last name was Hanes

Only way you wear me out

Is to stitch my name on your pants

No resident of France but you swear I'm from Paris

Hundred six karats told 'em naw that's per wrist

Trying to compare this my chain to yo' chain

I'm like Sprint or Motorola no service out of your range

You out of your brains

Thinking I'm 'a shout out your name

You gotta come up with better ways

Than that just to get your fame

All that pressure you applyin'

It's time to ease off

Before I hit you from the blindside takin' your sleeves off

As much as we's floss still hard to please boss

Don't be lyin' cryin' suck it up as a loss

'Cos your acts is wack

Your whole label is wack

And matter fact ah, ah ah, ah ah hold that

I am number one no matter if you like it

Here take it sit down and write it

I am number one now let me ask you man

What does it take to be number one

Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers hey

What does it take to be number one

Do you like it when

I shake it for ya daddy

Move it all around

Woah, uh uh hell yeah mamma every girl let you get a peep

Before it touches the ground

Is willin' to learn

Willin' to get in the driver's seat and willin' to turn

And not concerned about that he say

She say did he say what I think

He said Squash that he probably got that off eBay

Or some internet access some website chat line

Mad 'cos I got mine oh don't wind up on the flat line

Oh if my uncle could see me now

If he could see how many rappers wanna be me now

Straight emulatin' my style right to the Down Down

Can't leave out the store now better wait 'til they calm down

I got hella shorties comin' askin' Yo

Where the party oh Lordy will

I continue to act naughty

Mixing Cris' and Bacardi got me bangin' fo' sho'

I'm not a man of many words but there's one thing I know

Pimp I am number one no matter if you like it

Here take it sit down and write it

I am number one and tell me now

What does it take to be number one

Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers tell me

What does it take to be number one

Hey hey hey hey hey yo I'm tired of people judgin' what's real hip hop

Half the time it'd be the who's album flopped

You know boat done sank and it ain't left the dock

Come on mad 'cos I'm hot he just mad 'cos he not

You ain't gotta gimme my props just gimme the yachts

Gimme my rocks and keep my fans comin' in flocks

'Til you top the superbowl keep your mouth on lock

I'm cocky on the mic but

I'm humble in real life

Taking nothin' for granted blessin'

Everything on my life trying to see a new light at the top of the roof

Baby name not Sigel but I speak the truth

I heat the booth

Nelly actin' so uncouth

Top down shirt off in the coupe spreadin' the loot

With my family and friends and my closest of kin

And I'll do it again if it means I'ma win dirty

I am number one no matter if you like it

Here take it sit down and write it

I am number one

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

What does it take to be number one

Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers hey

What does it take to be number one

Hey hey hey hey

I am number one

I am number one

What does it take to be number one

Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers hey

What does it take to be number one hey hey hey hey

I am number one uh uh, uh uh uh

Uh uh uh uh listen I I I I I am number one

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I I I I I number one

Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers

Number one 'cos two is not

A winner and three nobody remembers