Karaoké Next Contestant Nickelback

I judge by what she's wearing

Just how many heads I'm tearing

Off of assholes coming on to her

Each night seems like it's getting worse

And I wish she'd take the night off so I don't have to fight off

Every asshole coming on to her

It happens every night she works

They'll go and ask the DJ

Find out just what would she say

If they all tried coming on to her

Don't they know it's never gonna work

They think they'll get inside her with every drink they buy her

As they all try coming on to her

This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend

Is that your hand

I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

There goes the next contestant

Well I even fear the ladies

They're cool but twice as crazy

Just as bad for coming on to her

Don't they know it's never gonna work

And each time she bats an eyelash somebody's grabbing her ass

Everyone keeps coming on to her

This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend

Is that your hand

I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

There goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearing

Everybody here keeps staring

Can't wait 'till they get what they deserve

This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand on my girlfriend

Is that your hand

I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

And I wish you'd do it again

I'll watch you leave here limping

And I wish you'd do it again

And I wish you'd do it again

There goes the next contestant