Karaoké Roman's Revenge Nicki Minaj & Eminem

I am not Jasmine

I am Aladdin

So far ahead these bums is laggin'

See me in that new thing bums is gaggin'

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

Look at my show footage how these girls be spazzin'

So fuck I look like gettin' back to a has-been

Yeah, I said it has-been

Hang it up, flatscreen

Ha ha ha, plasma

Hey Nicki, hey Nicki

Asthma

I got the pumps it ain't got medicine

I got bars, sentencin'

I'm a bad bitch

I'm a cunt and I'll kick that ho, punt

Forced trauma, blunt

You play the back bitch, I'm in the front

You need a job this ain't cuttin' it

Nicki Minaj is who you ain't fuckin' with

You lil' Fraggle Rock beat you with a pad-a-lock

I am a movie camera block

You outta work

I know it's tough but enough is enough

Rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon

I ain't into S and M but my whip's off the chain

A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame

Twisted-ass mind got a pretzel for a brain

An eraser for a head fuckin' pencil for a frame

You don't like it then peel off, bitch

Every last woman on Earth

I'll kill off and I still wouldn't fuck you, slut

So wipe the smile on your grill off

I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off

Get the wheels turning spin, and wheel off

Snap the axle in half bust the tie-rod

Quit hollering Why God

He ain't got shit to do with it

Bygones will never be bygones

The world be finished swallowing my wad

I ain't finished blowing it nice bra

Hope it'll fit a tough titty, bitch, life's hard

I swear to God life is a dumb blonde white broad

With fake tits and a bad dye job who just spit in my fuckin' face and called me a fuckin' tightwad

So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod and caught her stealing my music

So I tied her arms and legs to the bed

Set up the camera and pissed twice on her

Look, two pees and a tripod

The moral to the story is life's treating you like dry sod

Kick it back in its face, my God

It's Shady and Nicki Minaj

You might find the sight quite odd but don't ask why, bitch ask why not

The world, world is my punching bag and if I'm garbage you're a bunch of maggots

Make that face, go on scrunch it up at me

Show me the target so

I can lunge and attack it

Like a rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

You fell off, off they must've bumped your wagon

You must've went off the back

I'm 'bout to go off the deep end

Told you to stay in your lane you just jumped in traffic

Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you bitches on

Is it my fault that all you bitches gone

Should've sent a thank-you note you little ho

Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow

Nicki, she's just mad 'cos you took the spot

Oh word, that bitch mad 'cos I took the spot

Well bitch, if you ain't shittin' then get off the pot

Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top

I-I-I-I hear the mumblin'

I hear the cacklin'

I got 'em scared shook, panickin'

Overseas, church, Vatican

You on a standstill, mannequin

You wanna sleep on me overnight

I'm the motherfuckin' boss overwrite

And when I pull up vroom, motorbike

Now all my niggas gettin' buck, overbite

I see them dusty-ass

Filas, Levis, Raggedy Anns holes in your knee-highs

I call the play now do you see why

These bitches callin' me

Manning, Eli

Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma, Ma

Manning, Eli

These bitches callin' me

Manning, Eli

What, what, what, what what, what, what, what what, what, what

All you lil' faggots can suck it

No homo, but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets

And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend

Yeah, look who's back again bitch, keep acting as if you have the same passion

I have, yeah, right

Still hungry, my ass you ass-dicks had gastric bypass

Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass and 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids, eyelash

Go take a flying leap of faith off a fuckin' balcony

'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass

You know what time it is so why ask

When Shady and

Nicki's worlds clash it's high class meets white trash

Rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah like a dungeon dragon

Rah, rah, rah like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon

Roman, Roman stop it, stop it

You've gone mad

Mad, I tell you, mad

You and this boy Slim Shady

What's going on

They'll lock you away

They'll put you in a jail cell

I promise

Take your mother's warning

Roman, please

Back to bed

Run along

Let's go, come on

Wash your mouth out with soap boys