Karaoké Cool Patrol Ninja Sex Party

Yo Ninja Brian

You see that high schooler over there gettin' pushed around

This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol

Hey kid

You're gettin' picked on in school

The other boys they say you just ain't cool

Well that's bullshit

We're gonna teach you the rules

Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more

We are the bad boys from the tough side of town

We are the Cool Patrol

We'll turn your life around

Those bullies

Their ass is done for now

We're gonna show you how so fuckin' listen y'all, first

You put your hands in the air

And you jump off the ground

And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around

And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

Now put your hands in your pockets and take them right back out

Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound

Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

Wee

You get all that kid

That wasn't actually very helpful

That was just like an instructional dance

Hell yeah

Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass

You're sendin' all them shits a message

There's a new king in class

When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants

They are your bitches

They are your bitches because

You put your hands in the air

You put your hands in the air and then stick out your rear end and then stick out your rear end

And then you wiggle it real hard

And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend and you hug your closest friend

And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants

And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

Now rub the peanut butter on

Now rub the peanut butter on you from your head to your feet you from your head to your feet

And cover up your nudity with

And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats different cheeses and meats

Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance

Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

Cool break

Alright

This is cool

Cough cough, 'scuse me

Hey I have an idea

Let's kick it

Wooh

You put your hands in the air

You put your hands in the air and grab a bird from the sky and grab a bird from the sky

And eat it whole so that you

And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight may absorb its power of flight

Now you can also dive bomb fish because

Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced your vision's enhanced

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

You're basically a superhero

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

You're basically a superhero now so throw some cars now so throw some cars

Then rub your magnum thighs

Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars together and set fire to Mars

Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance

Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

This is the Cool Patrol Dance

Your training is complete

Now go show those fuckers who's boss

Okay

Hey guys listen up

You put your hands in the

Oh God

Aw he might

He might actually be dead