Karaoké Dragon Slayer Ninja Sex Party

Why hello there

You're a very attractive young lady

I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates

I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors

Allow me to make my case

This guy plays football but I once won the whole Super Bowl by myself

This guy is a weightlifter but I can bench an entire continental shelf

That dude is a scientist but I already cured all diseases last week

And if that's not enough let me ask

When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast

Oh yeah

I will rock your world 'cos I'm a dragon slayer girl

I shall now expose my chest

Don't act like you're not impressed

How hard did I just seal the deal with my dragon slayer steel

Do you feel all my sexy appeal and my story that's so very totally real

I rode up to the mountaintop

It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air

'Till I found the Dragon's cave and I fought through his army of awesome karate bears

The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell

And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch

Then I swung my horse like a club and it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun

Oh yeah

You are now in love with both my dragon slaying nuts

I killed a demon with these hands

Did I say I'm also in a band

In case you might need more proof

I brought the dragon right to you

It's the one that I slew

He'll attest that my story is totally true

Dragon dance

I am a dragon

Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit

Girl let's go back to my place

Nothing fancy just a huge mansion in space

Can you guess what's coming next

Here's a hint

I'm talking about sex

This is the best day of your life

You'll be my dragon slayer wife

Now it's time to decide which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight

Oh

I see you've chosen the football player

Huhh

And the scientist

And apparently the weightlifter as well

And the dragon

And Ninja Brian

And the Manticore

He wasn't even in this song