Karaoké First Date Ninja Sex Party

Hey, pretty lady you're looking real fine

This is our first date

I'm not like other guys

I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life

So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight

Sneak in a movie no one will ever know

Then run on private property and hold each other close

Beneath the moonlight

I've got a fun idea

Lean in and kiss your cheek and gently whisper in your ear

Let's steal a car tonight

Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise

Let's steal a motherfucking car tonight

We're young and alive so let's commit some crimes

Hey, I like you

I got you flowers let's get some coffee

Look deep in my eyes and tell me 'bout your family

We can hold hands then you can watch me

Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary

Let's steal some art tonight

What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist

Let's steal some precious fucking art tonight

We're young and alive

We're crossing state lines

Or, you know, we could go a little more traditional

Go for a walk, watch a movie

Actually, there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens

Ninja Brian was just telling me about that last week

He loved it

Wait, you know what

Fuck it

Let's kill some guy tonight

We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight

Let's take a motherfucking life tonight

We're young and alive which I can't say for that guy, yeah

Let's kill five guys tonight

Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by

Let's kill ten guys tonight

You know what, first date

Let's pump the brakes on the murders

Let's kill five guys tonight

I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi

Man, we had fun tonight

We're young and alive and you can call me anytime

Time

Good first date

Wanna do it again next week

No, oh, alright